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Thursday, October 3, 2013

Joke I saw

A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?" 

"I'm a fireman," his old friend replies. 

"Yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman," says the guy. 

"Well," says his friend, "if you want some good advice, you've got to install a pole in your house that will go to the basement so your kid can practice, because the hardest thing for a fireman is to jump off into space and catch that pole in the middle of the night."

Ten years later, the two guys happen to meet again.

"Well, did your son become a fireman?"

"No," moans the guy, "but my daughter is a stripper."

1 comment:

  1. Love the joke!!!

    Thanks for your comment on my blog - the tip on putting paper in mouse traps as bait, what a novel idea. Actually I haven't found any food missing, but I have found shredded paper towels and Kleenex in nests. I'm going to try that. Maybe one with peanut butter and one with paper and see which one catches more mice. (Of course, I'm hoping for NO mice at all - LOL.)

    Another thing, if the paper works, it won't go stale and rancid, like I'm sure the peanut butter does after a while.

    Thanks! :)

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