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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Andy Rooney's "Women Over 40"

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks aboutwomen over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a fewreasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit aroundwhining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually moreinteresting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you atthe opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if youdeserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get awaywith it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it'slike to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to awoman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than heryounger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you area jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where youstand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it'snot reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself withsome 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk forfree?here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get alittle sausage!

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