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Saturday, January 29, 2011

A few lines to chuckle to

It 's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

We have enough youth... How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

When blonde's have more fun, do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive - You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed; skydiving is not for you.

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse!!

One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.

Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the
population


You know why a banana is like a politician?

When he first comes in he is green, then he turns yellow, and then

he's rotten.


I think Congressmen
should wear uniforms
like NASCAR drivers...
so we could identify
their corporate sponsors.


BROUGHT TO YOU BY MY FRIEND GLYNDA

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